uglybuffy: Disclaimer

uglybuffy (

uglybuffy) wrote,
@ 2005-04-16 19:37:00

Current mood:	about to go to Autechre gig
Current music:	Autechre, 'Aut Riche'

Disclaimer
My journal is friends-only because it consists entirely of cathartic ranting and descriptions of the stupid things I do when drunk. Also, my car has an offensive name. If anyone would like to be added please leave a comment and the most offensive name you can think of for a car as a guess, so I will know if you are likely to be appalled...

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	slev 2005-04-16 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	Possible guesses: Fucking cunt rag Emo Nu-metal Scally (Reply to this) (Thread)

	slev 2005-04-16 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	Actualy, I'll amend that to 'Fucking nu-metal emo scally cunt rag'. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	harry_t_skull 2005-04-16 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	a waste of recycled dr pepper cans (Reply to this)

	uglybuffy 2005-04-17 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Keep trying! If you are suddenly added, you will know you got it right! (Reply to this)

	How about sablin1975 2005-04-17 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Cockmagnet? (Reply to this)

	bitkari 2005-04-24 06:48 am UTC (link)
	'96 model Rapevictim GT 1 gentleman owner, fair condition. slight seepage in exhaust-pipe. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	a valiant effort uglybuffy 2005-04-24 07:28 am UTC (link)
	(arguably) not quite as bad as that! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	clvw 2005-05-08 10:01 am UTC (link)
	Gurbles? :) (Reply to this)

	Your car magicbadger 2005-05-11 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'd guess but seeing as I know what it's called that would be cheating. Actually no, it just wouldn't be a guess. Or something. Anyway, can I be added now? I think it's only fair :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Your car uglybuffy 2005-05-12 01:39 am UTC (link)
	You really don't want to read the true sordid details... plus I outed someone you know. Update your own journal and give me amusing reading matter instead. Or give some thought to "Sarah's large and expensive birthday present". (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	maddam 2005-05-20 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Hmmmm... Is it the famous 1978 Dodge Horsefucker 2.3l, nicknamed "Mary Whitehouse" after word of that little incident got out? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	uglybuffy 2005-05-28 06:36 am UTC (link)
	A worthy name for my next vehicle (if ****** dies), thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	metaltax 2005-05-21 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	Bernard Manning? Jim Davidson? (Is having 2 guesses cheating?) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Offensive car names uglybuffy 2005-06-07 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	cringes If it had been blue, I would have named it Thatcher. When the car was bought, my boyfriend and I were joking about names for it, and trying to think of the most stupid/offensive name for a car imaginable... and that one stuck. We like to call it "little dic" as in "little dictator" which is still stupid, but less offensive. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	uglybuffy 2005-05-28 06:35 am UTC (link)
	To put it another way, what name would you not want to see when reading someone's journal?! Also, I notice you live in Manchester so an oath of discretion is called for! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	harry_t_skull 2005-06-18 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	okay, given that I've been sacked partly cause my LJ contains offence comments about people and that I have once been in Osama Bin Micra can I please be added ?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	uglybuffy 2005-06-19 04:38 am UTC (link)
	OK cringe Try to find it in your heart not to judge. A vow of discretion and silence would also be nice. Don't know if I've slagged off anyone you know. Happy reading of all that ranting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	londonfuck 2005-06-28 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	cuntscab? add me! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	uglybuffy 2005-06-30 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	Worse than that! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	m33p0r 2005-07-12 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	How about Hitler? Thats a good all round offensive name, or maybe just Adolf? I used to live in Manchester too, now moved over to the US of A now though, plus see your off to see Autechre, great arnt they :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	uglybuffy 2005-07-13 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Have we met? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mrwarfrog 2005-09-17 08:21 am UTC (link)
	Jordan? :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	uglybuffy 2005-09-17 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	It's really, really bad... and you need to take a vow of discretion. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	turbojugend_mcr 2005-09-21 05:15 am UTC (link)
	My mate's got a car she calls her "little purple cunt", which gets her more than a few strange looks from people who overhear her talking about it. I think it's a Micra too, actually. Mind you, if I owed a Micra I'd probably give it a fair few different offensive names :) (Reply to this)

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	urwen_sakurafu 2005-10-12 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	Skoda. (Reply to this)

	copperfeel 2005-10-26 11:06 am UTC (link)
	'The Speed of Shit' (Reply to this) (Thread)

	uglybuffy 2005-10-26 11:51 am UTC (link)
	A valiant effort. It's worse than that though. However, am always hesitant about adding people from Manchester, especially when they are the image of someone I know, who is mentioned quite a lot. I am concerned you may be him in disguise! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	besskeloid 2005-11-12 08:48 am UTC (link)
	Hirohito? Idi Amin? Rumpelstiltskin? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	uglybuffy 2005-11-12 10:28 am UTC (link)
	Er, the first one was the closest... I think, although I am not 100% sure, that you may be a friend of someone I have mentioned in here quite a lot and therefore require an oath of discretion. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	kankurette 2005-11-13 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Hello, I are Lotte aka Jon Martin's Girlfriend and I added you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kankurette 2005-11-13 05:55 am UTC (link)
	And offensive car name: the 1975 Donkeyrapist X2.0. Or Mr Stalin. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	madtownevil 2006-03-08 07:21 am UTC (link)
	I would love to be added. Hmmmm nasty name for a car....Gutterslut?? No offence meant! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	uglybuffy 2006-03-08 09:38 am UTC (link)
	worse! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	uglybuffy 2006-03-30 08:23 am UTC (link)
	I don't really want to go into details. This journal was created so I could whine about the things I can't talk about in real life, and I was hurt by a comment you left. (Reply to this) (Parent)