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Disclaimer [Apr. 16th, 2005|07:37 pm]
uglybuffy
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My journal is friends-only because it consists entirely of cathartic ranting and descriptions of the stupid things I do when drunk. Also, my car has an offensive name. If anyone would like to be added please leave a comment and the most offensive name you can think of for a car as a guess, so I will know if you are likely to be appalled...
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[User Picture]From: slev
2005-04-16 12:34 pm (UTC)
Possible guesses:
Fucking cunt rag
Emo
Nu-metal
Scally
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[User Picture]From: slev
2005-04-16 12:38 pm (UTC)
Actualy, I'll amend that to 'Fucking nu-metal emo scally cunt rag'.
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[User Picture]From: harry_t_skull
2005-04-16 05:33 pm (UTC)
a waste of recycled dr pepper cans
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-04-17 03:17 am (UTC)
Keep trying! If you are suddenly added, you will know you got it right!
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-04-24 07:28 am (UTC)

a valiant effort

(arguably) not quite as bad as that!
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[User Picture]From: clvw
2005-05-08 10:01 am (UTC)
Gurbles? :)
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From: magicbadger
2005-05-11 12:16 pm (UTC)

Your car

I'd guess but seeing as I know what it's called that would be cheating. Actually no, it just wouldn't be a guess. Or something. Anyway, can I be added now? I think it's only fair :D
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-05-12 01:39 am (UTC)

Re: Your car

You really don't want to read the true sordid details... plus I outed someone you know. Update your own journal and give me amusing reading matter instead. Or give some thought to "Sarah's large and expensive birthday present".
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[User Picture]From: maddam
2005-05-20 01:29 am (UTC)
Hmmmm...
Is it the famous 1978 Dodge Horsefucker 2.3l, nicknamed "Mary Whitehouse" after word of that little incident got out?
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-05-28 06:36 am (UTC)
A worthy name for my next vehicle (if ****** dies), thank you.
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From: metaltax
2005-05-21 01:42 pm (UTC)
Bernard Manning?
Jim Davidson?

(Is having 2 guesses cheating?)
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-05-28 06:35 am (UTC)
To put it another way, what name would you not want to see when reading someone's journal?! Also, I notice you live in Manchester so an oath of discretion is called for!
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[User Picture]From: lady_mujik
2005-06-07 01:25 pm (UTC)

Offensive car names

The Jeremy Beadle Machine
Thatcher the Hatchback
Camilla's Carriage
Hmm, these are not offensive enough...

The Neonazi Nightrider
The racist racer
The Fascist Fourdoor
The Trotskyist Twodoor (more probable actually as you are a friend of Jenbee's!)

Hmmm, still not offensive enough...
The fat bitch cock-chaser?
The Machine that Shows no Mercy to small animals or children...

Hmmm, no, too long-winded...

The mincing machine!! (driver minces at boys, car turns animals and small children into mince...)
Am I even getting warm?? :s
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-06-07 04:00 pm (UTC)

Re: Offensive car names

*cringes* If it had been blue, I would have named it Thatcher. When the car was bought, my boyfriend and I were joking about names for it, and trying to think of the most stupid/offensive name for a car imaginable... and that one stuck. We like to call it "little dic" as in "little dictator" which is still stupid, but less offensive.
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[User Picture]From: harry_t_skull
2005-06-18 04:11 pm (UTC)
okay, given that I've been sacked partly cause my LJ contains offence comments about people

and that I have once been in Osama Bin Micra

can I please be added ??
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-06-19 04:38 am (UTC)
OK *cringe* Try to find it in your heart not to judge. A vow of discretion and silence would also be nice. Don't know if I've slagged off anyone you know.

Happy reading of all that ranting.
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From: londonfuck
2005-06-28 12:39 pm (UTC)
cuntscab?

add me!
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-06-30 01:22 pm (UTC)
Worse than that!
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From: m33p0r
2005-07-12 03:56 pm (UTC)
How about Hitler? Thats a good all round offensive name, or maybe just Adolf? I used to live in Manchester too, now moved over to the US of A now though, plus see your off to see Autechre, great arnt they :D
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-07-13 03:35 pm (UTC)
Have we met?
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[User Picture]From: mrwarfrog
2005-09-17 08:21 am (UTC)
Jordan?

:)
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-09-17 03:37 pm (UTC)
It's really, really bad... and you need to take a vow of discretion.
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[User Picture]From: turbojugend_mcr
2005-09-21 05:15 am (UTC)
My mate's got a car she calls her "little purple cunt", which gets her more than a few strange looks from people who overhear her talking about it. I think it's a Micra too, actually.

Mind you, if I owed a Micra I'd probably give it a fair few different offensive names :)
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From: urwen_sakurafu
2005-10-12 12:41 pm (UTC)
Skoda.
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[User Picture]From: copperfeel
2005-10-26 11:06 am (UTC)
'The Speed of Shit'
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-10-26 11:51 am (UTC)
A valiant effort. It's worse than that though. However, am always hesitant about adding people from Manchester, especially when they are the image of someone I know, who is mentioned quite a lot. I am concerned you may be him in disguise!
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From: besskeloid
2005-11-12 08:48 am (UTC)
Hirohito?

Idi Amin?

Rumpelstiltskin?
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-11-12 10:28 am (UTC)
Er, the first one was the closest... I think, although I am not 100% sure, that you may be a friend of someone I have mentioned in here quite a lot and therefore require an oath of discretion.
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[User Picture]From: kankurette
2005-11-13 05:53 am (UTC)
Hello, I are Lotte aka Jon Martin's Girlfriend and I added you.
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[User Picture]From: kankurette
2005-11-13 05:55 am (UTC)
And offensive car name: the 1975 Donkeyrapist X2.0. Or Mr Stalin.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-02-20 10:48 pm (UTC)

this will sound odd but ...

I know that this will sound very perculiar indeed, but I must ask. I saw on a thread about"monolingual Irish speakers" that you mentioned your boyfriend knowing Connemara people who hadn't good English. I've been researching this really rare and rather illogical concept and I'd very much like to know anything that you or your boyfriend know. I wrote a reply on that thread but it's unlikely that anyone will notice it because that thread has gone unused for quite some time. So I thought I'd try writing to you because what you said sounded promising. So if you could write bach to me on that thread I'd appreciate it immensely. Thanks so very much.
Riona,
PS, I have no desire to be on your friends list for your blog so you don't have to even think at all about adding me, I just wanted to ask about this.
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[User Picture]From: madtownevil
2006-03-08 07:21 am (UTC)
I would love to be added. Hmmmm nasty name for a car....Gutterslut?? No offence meant!
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2006-03-08 09:38 am (UTC)
worse!
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2006-03-30 08:23 am (UTC)
I don't really want to go into details. This journal was created so I could whine about the things I can't talk about in real life, and I was hurt by a comment you left.
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[User Picture]From: lobster_lab
2006-04-06 01:45 pm (UTC)
bufftydicknose

add me
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[User Picture]From: lobster_lab
2006-04-06 01:47 pm (UTC)
p.s I have a nazi blimp in my latest post, ill add you so you can see :)
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[User Picture]From: dozygirl
2006-04-21 01:41 pm (UTC)
Right, basically I've got no idea what this car-name-thing is about, but I added you cos I like your band (if that doesn't make you add me, nothing will). Er. So...Manchester's great, isn't it.
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2006-04-22 10:07 am (UTC)
Have you seen the band since I joined? I notice you live in Manchester, so I will require a vow of discretion if you recognise anyone involved. I am embarrassed at people seeing this journal as there is quite a lot of whining.
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2006-06-12 09:52 pm (UTC)
Tempted to add you because you have Daniel Johnston listed as an interest, but this journal consists of mainly whining and I am embarrassed!
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