2005-04-16 12:34 pm (UTC)
Fucking cunt rag
2005-04-16 12:38 pm (UTC)
Actualy, I'll amend that to 'Fucking nu-metal emo scally cunt rag'.
a waste of recycled dr pepper cans
Keep trying! If you are suddenly added, you will know you got it right!
(arguably) not quite as bad as that!
2005-05-08 10:01 am (UTC)
I'd guess but seeing as I know what it's called that would be cheating. Actually no, it just wouldn't be a guess. Or something. Anyway, can I be added now? I think it's only fair :D
You really don't want to read the true sordid details... plus I outed someone you know. Update your own journal and give me amusing reading matter instead. Or give some thought to "Sarah's large and expensive birthday present".
Is it the famous 1978 Dodge Horsefucker 2.3l, nicknamed "Mary Whitehouse" after word of that little incident got out?
A worthy name for my next vehicle (if ****** dies), thank you.
(Is having 2 guesses cheating?)
To put it another way, what name would you not want to see when reading someone's journal?! Also, I notice you live in Manchester so an oath of discretion is called for!
The Jeremy Beadle Machine
Thatcher the Hatchback
Hmm, these are not offensive enough...
The Neonazi Nightrider
The racist racer
The Fascist Fourdoor
The Trotskyist Twodoor (more probable actually as you are a friend of Jenbee's!)
Hmmm, still not offensive enough...
The fat bitch cock-chaser?
The Machine that Shows no Mercy to small animals or children...
Hmmm, no, too long-winded...
The mincing machine!! (driver minces at boys, car turns animals and small children into mince...)
Am I even getting warm?? :s
2005-06-07 04:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Offensive car names
*cringes* If it had been blue, I would have named it Thatcher. When the car was bought, my boyfriend and I were joking about names for it, and trying to think of the most stupid/offensive name for a car imaginable... and that one stuck. We like to call it "little dic" as in "little dictator" which is still stupid, but less offensive.
okay, given that I've been sacked partly cause my LJ contains offence comments about people
and that I have once been in Osama Bin Micra
can I please be added ??
OK *cringe* Try to find it in your heart not to judge. A vow of discretion and silence would also be nice. Don't know if I've slagged off anyone you know.
Happy reading of all that ranting.
How about Hitler? Thats a good all round offensive name, or maybe just Adolf? I used to live in Manchester too, now moved over to the US of A now though, plus see your off to see Autechre, great arnt they :D
It's really, really bad... and you need to take a vow of discretion.
My mate's got a car she calls her "little purple cunt", which gets her more than a few strange looks from people who overhear her talking about it. I think it's a Micra too, actually.
Mind you, if I owed a Micra I'd probably give it a fair few different offensive names :)
A valiant effort. It's worse than that though. However, am always hesitant about adding people from Manchester, especially when they are the image of someone I know, who is mentioned quite a lot. I am concerned you may be him in disguise!
Er, the first one was the closest... I think, although I am not 100% sure, that you may be a friend of someone I have mentioned in here quite a lot and therefore require an oath of discretion.
Hello, I are Lotte aka Jon Martin's Girlfriend and I added you.
And offensive car name: the 1975 Donkeyrapist X2.0. Or Mr Stalin.
2006-02-20 10:48 pm (UTC)
this will sound odd but ...
I know that this will sound very perculiar indeed, but I must ask. I saw on a thread about"monolingual Irish speakers" that you mentioned your boyfriend knowing Connemara people who hadn't good English. I've been researching this really rare and rather illogical concept and I'd very much like to know anything that you or your boyfriend know. I wrote a reply on that thread but it's unlikely that anyone will notice it because that thread has gone unused for quite some time. So I thought I'd try writing to you because what you said sounded promising. So if you could write bach to me on that thread I'd appreciate it immensely. Thanks so very much.
PS, I have no desire to be on your friends list for your blog so you don't have to even think at all about adding me, I just wanted to ask about this.
I would love to be added. Hmmmm nasty name for a car....Gutterslut?? No offence meant!
I don't really want to go into details. This journal was created so I could whine about the things I can't talk about in real life, and I was hurt by a comment you left.
p.s I have a nazi blimp in my latest post, ill add you so you can see :)
Right, basically I've got no idea what this car-name-thing is about, but I added you cos I like your band (if that doesn't make you add me, nothing will). Er. So...Manchester's great, isn't it.
Have you seen the band since I joined? I notice you live in Manchester, so I will require a vow of discretion if you recognise anyone involved. I am embarrassed at people seeing this journal as there is quite a lot of whining.
Tempted to add you because you have Daniel Johnston listed as an interest, but this journal consists of mainly whining and I am embarrassed!