please add me so I can leave half-baked comments, if we actually make friends I'll come and see your band! x
woo I made page 2 happen. now you look popular.
you commented on my LJ - wanna friend me so I can read your rants and whines to brighten up my day?
I might even come see your band ;-)
ps is the car your minge-mobile?
just guessing though :)
You are from Belfast I see. I am tempted to add based on this. You probably know someone I know. But I must warn you, there is a lot of whining! Still want to be added?
its all about give and take, i do my best to be all manly and tough, but im the biggest hypochondriac you'll ever... not.... meet... does that make sense?
I will add you. Just be discreet if you recognise anyone.
Hey you seem to have them in your info, so join my community for texas' finest band,comets_on_fire
hi there, i saw your interests and wondered if perhabs you would like too join the ilovetechno comunity? its not only techno but mainly electronic music.
please dont consider this as a cheap spam:-),i just wanted too let you know of the existencehttp://community.livejournal.com/ilovetechno/
May I add you?
I have a mouth like a toilet (just ask lottie) so I doubt I'd be offended.
I'm adding you, just be warned that there is much whining!
A true story (and I found this from Lottie's journal)...
I used to have a hideous job reading elementary school state-level exams.
One state used as their question "Describe your favorite memory."
Therefore, the kids talked about many things, including cars. A couple of them came up with great accidental names for bad American cars.
One wrote about their sparkling new Pontiac "Grand Dam" instead of Grand Am, and the other made a perfect subliminal faux pas. Instead of calling the car by its proper name, the "Mercury Mystique" he called it by a far more correct name: the "Mercury Mistake."
My dad once owned a Mercury (think: Ford), and boy, it was a mistake!
*random add request as well*
The car's name is awful, and the journal is whiny. If you are not bothered by these things I will add!
Also require discretion vow!
The Ford Felcher, Dodge Donkeypunch, Mazda Mouthtoass, Subaru Snowball (think Clerks)...that's all I have for now. (came across this journal via 'noxagt' as an interest)
I will add you back if you want to read whining!
do i pass?
Good try! If you want to read lots of whining, you shall be added!
Where do you live? Because you're in Manchester, I need a vow of discretion in case you recognise anyone.
2006-11-17 03:21 pm (UTC)
cunt. add me? I like your musical taste and I'm always seeking new LJ people to abuse and amuse me. (that "cunt" thing was a guess at the name of your car, by the way. not an insult towards you.)
I am tempted to add you because I need new musical friends, and you don't seem like the sort of person who would be offended by the car's name. However, the latest entry, written about an hour ago, is very whiny and I am embarrassed. Also, you move in the same circles as someone who is mentioned quite a bit and I need a vow of discretion!
I'll add you if you add me and take a vow of discretion if you recognise anyone!
Belfast upbringing + offensive car name = something truly crude, I imagine.
It is fair to say that we know of each other but do not know each other, thus I'm saying "hello!"
Weren't you at our gig on Saturday? I'm sure I waved. I will add you, but there is much whining, so be warned.
'Mo' - so when it messes you can say 'come on you useless piece of pigsit' ... or whatever.
'Mo' is, of course, short for 'Mohammad - Piss be upon him'.
If you want to read whining, you shall be added!
I will add you, but I am ashamed of whining so much.
Mobile trailer trash-can?
Chinky-chinky Bang Bang?
The Mill on the Floss?
2007-03-22 10:30 am (UTC)
Re: I'm a good person, really.
Compared to that, I don't think the car's name will bother you, but do you object to reading whining?
2007-04-05 11:53 pm (UTC)
the most offensive name you can think of for a car
Mmm, I can't think of cars without remembering that's the place where my wife used to get picked up and fucked and do other hot naked things with other men, sometimes in their cars and sometimes in ours. Yes, cars were Slut Buggys for my wife. They were Cocksucker Chevys, they were Pussy Party Plymouths and Fucking Whore Fords, they were Cum Swallowing Chryslers. Yes, yes, and there was even more. But I'll go with those.
Hello - I'm trying to work out if I know you, as a combination of your user-info and something gweenwarrior
said a while ago, makes me think I might - did you do law at Manc at the same time as me and her gingerness? I was the blonde one (well, duh, username prob gave that away) who was in a lot of Ginge's classes.
I've added you! happy reading of all that whining. I noticed you on Kate's friends page a while ago but was too shy to add.
Just thought you'd include me as a friend, I don't know how Buffy could ever be ugly unless maybe, let me think....Do you think she......
You will be added if you want to read whining! Not calling Buffy ugly, Buffy has been my nickname for years but have adopted "uglybuffy" as my online name.
Oh, what the hell, I'll give it a shot. I've been wanting to give it a try for months, but didn't have the nerve. (I know, I know, I'm pathetic.) Besides, I do plenty of whining and ranting myself (often when trashed because I fancy it all makes sense then) so I like reading it too. And, as I am in the US (Louisiana to be exact) I'm not going to recognize any names…except David Bowie. :D
And we share interests, even though I don't have all mine listed in my info…(can you tell yet I'm shamelessly promoting myself?) So—here goes!! (I see where the name was guessed, so instead I'll just list two offensive names for a car.)
I hardly ever add people unless they add me first because I am conscious the whine content is so high! You shall be added.
Goat fucking dick cheese sniffing sperm burping enema guzzling nova.