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Disclaimer [Apr. 16th, 2005|07:37 pm]
uglybuffy
[feeling |excitedabout to go to Autechre gig]
[singing |Autechre, 'Aut Riche']

My journal is friends-only because it consists entirely of cathartic ranting and descriptions of the stupid things I do when drunk. Also, my car has an offensive name. If anyone would like to be added please leave a comment and the most offensive name you can think of for a car as a guess, so I will know if you are likely to be appalled...
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[User Picture]From: djrobertlommers
2006-07-11 11:14 am (UTC)
hi there, i saw your interests and wondered if perhabs you would like too join the ilovetechno comunity? its not only techno but mainly electronic music.
please dont consider this as a cheap spam:-),i just wanted too let you know of the existence

http://community.livejournal.com/ilovetechno/

greetz Robert
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[User Picture]From: ginasketch
2006-08-03 09:36 am (UTC)
May I add you?

I have a mouth like a toilet (just ask lottie) so I doubt I'd be offended.
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2006-08-04 09:36 pm (UTC)
I'm adding you, just be warned that there is much whining!
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[User Picture]From: adamosity
2006-08-11 01:18 pm (UTC)
A true story (and I found this from Lottie's journal)...

I used to have a hideous job reading elementary school state-level exams.

One state used as their question "Describe your favorite memory."

Therefore, the kids talked about many things, including cars. A couple of them came up with great accidental names for bad American cars.

One wrote about their sparkling new Pontiac "Grand Dam" instead of Grand Am, and the other made a perfect subliminal faux pas. Instead of calling the car by its proper name, the "Mercury Mystique" he called it by a far more correct name: the "Mercury Mistake."

My dad once owned a Mercury (think: Ford), and boy, it was a mistake!

*random add request as well*

--adam
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2006-08-12 03:26 pm (UTC)
The car's name is awful, and the journal is whiny. If you are not bothered by these things I will add!

Also require discretion vow!
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From: j_is_for_jihad
2006-08-14 01:38 am (UTC)
The Ford Felcher, Dodge Donkeypunch, Mazda Mouthtoass, Subaru Snowball (think Clerks)...that's all I have for now. (came across this journal via 'noxagt' as an interest)
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2006-08-14 02:33 pm (UTC)
I will add you back if you want to read whining!
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[User Picture]From: subliminal_red
2006-08-28 02:34 pm (UTC)
Rim-me.
cuntfacebitchwhoremotherfuckinslagheap

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do i pass?
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2006-08-28 04:30 pm (UTC)
Good try! If you want to read lots of whining, you shall be added!
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2006-11-14 04:05 pm (UTC)
Where do you live? Because you're in Manchester, I need a vow of discretion in case you recognise anyone.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-11-17 03:21 pm (UTC)

Hitler

Hitler
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[User Picture]From: publicenemyno1
2007-02-06 12:46 pm (UTC)
cunt. add me? I like your musical taste and I'm always seeking new LJ people to abuse and amuse me. (that "cunt" thing was a guess at the name of your car, by the way. not an insult towards you.)
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2007-02-06 12:54 pm (UTC)
I am tempted to add you because I need new musical friends, and you don't seem like the sort of person who would be offended by the car's name. However, the latest entry, written about an hour ago, is very whiny and I am embarrassed. Also, you move in the same circles as someone who is mentioned quite a bit and I need a vow of discretion!
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2007-02-12 04:05 pm (UTC)
I'll add you if you add me and take a vow of discretion if you recognise anyone!
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[User Picture]From: gypsumfantastic
2007-02-13 12:25 am (UTC)
Belfast upbringing + offensive car name = something truly crude, I imagine.

It is fair to say that we know of each other but do not know each other, thus I'm saying "hello!"
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2007-02-13 09:41 am (UTC)
Weren't you at our gig on Saturday? I'm sure I waved. I will add you, but there is much whining, so be warned.
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[User Picture]From: nickyludd
2007-02-27 08:39 pm (UTC)
'Mo' - so when it messes you can say 'come on you useless piece of pigsit' ... or whatever.

'Mo' is, of course, short for 'Mohammad - Piss be upon him'.
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[User Picture]From: bishkekmom
2007-03-02 07:02 pm (UTC)
cuntrag?
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2007-03-04 02:05 am (UTC)
If you want to read whining, you shall be added!
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2007-03-06 05:35 pm (UTC)
I will add you, but I am ashamed of whining so much.
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From: jlejyloposfa
2007-03-07 10:26 am (UTC)
спасибо, приятно)
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[User Picture]From: chalcedonygrey
2007-03-22 05:29 am (UTC)

I'm a good person, really.

Nigger-lips?
Mobile trailer trash-can?
Methgrille?
Chinky-chinky Bang Bang?
Rapemagnet?
Fuckshit McCockjuggle?
The Mill on the Floss?
Dickdribble?
Chocolate starfish?
Meat-on-wheels?
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2007-03-22 10:30 am (UTC)

Re: I'm a good person, really.

Compared to that, I don't think the car's name will bother you, but do you object to reading whining?
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