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Disclaimer [Apr. 16th, 2005|07:37 pm]
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My journal is friends-only because it consists entirely of cathartic ranting and descriptions of the stupid things I do when drunk. Also, my car has an offensive name. If anyone would like to be added please leave a comment and the most offensive name you can think of for a car as a guess, so I will know if you are likely to be appalled...
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[User Picture]From: lady_mujik
2005-06-07 01:25 pm (UTC)

Offensive car names

The Jeremy Beadle Machine
Thatcher the Hatchback
Camilla's Carriage
Hmm, these are not offensive enough...

The Neonazi Nightrider
The racist racer
The Fascist Fourdoor
The Trotskyist Twodoor (more probable actually as you are a friend of Jenbee's!)

Hmmm, still not offensive enough...
The fat bitch cock-chaser?
The Machine that Shows no Mercy to small animals or children...

Hmmm, no, too long-winded...

The mincing machine!! (driver minces at boys, car turns animals and small children into mince...)
Am I even getting warm?? :s
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-06-07 04:00 pm (UTC)

Re: Offensive car names

*cringes* If it had been blue, I would have named it Thatcher. When the car was bought, my boyfriend and I were joking about names for it, and trying to think of the most stupid/offensive name for a car imaginable... and that one stuck. We like to call it "little dic" as in "little dictator" which is still stupid, but less offensive.
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[User Picture]From: lady_mujik
2005-06-07 04:14 pm (UTC)

Re: Offensive car names

Aww crap did I fail the test then? :(

Right, your car shall henceforth be known to me as the Car with the Stupid Fucking Name that Bow Can't Guess!!! ;)
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-06-08 02:54 am (UTC)

Re: Offensive car names

Dictator! Offensive! Many of your guesses weren't far off.
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[User Picture]From: lady_mujik
2005-06-08 04:58 am (UTC)

Re: Offensive car names

Pinochet the Peugeot
Pol Pot's Punto
Stalin's Death Machine? :s
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-06-08 11:20 am (UTC)

Re: Offensive car names

It's a Micra, and if it was red it would be called Stalin. Oh God *cringes*
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[User Picture]From: lady_mujik
2005-06-09 12:45 am (UTC)

Re: Offensive car names

MUSSOLINI???
:)
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[User Picture]From: uglybuffy
2005-06-09 02:54 am (UTC)

Re: Offensive car names

I have added you. Try not to judge.

*bangs head off desk*
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