May I add you?
I have a mouth like a toilet (just ask lottie) so I doubt I'd be offended.
I'm adding you, just be warned that there is much whining!
A true story (and I found this from Lottie's journal)...
I used to have a hideous job reading elementary school state-level exams.
One state used as their question "Describe your favorite memory."
Therefore, the kids talked about many things, including cars. A couple of them came up with great accidental names for bad American cars.
One wrote about their sparkling new Pontiac "Grand Dam" instead of Grand Am, and the other made a perfect subliminal faux pas. Instead of calling the car by its proper name, the "Mercury Mystique" he called it by a far more correct name: the "Mercury Mistake."
My dad once owned a Mercury (think: Ford), and boy, it was a mistake!
*random add request as well*
The car's name is awful, and the journal is whiny. If you are not bothered by these things I will add!
Also require discretion vow!
The Ford Felcher, Dodge Donkeypunch, Mazda Mouthtoass, Subaru Snowball (think Clerks)...that's all I have for now. (came across this journal via 'noxagt' as an interest)
I will add you back if you want to read whining!
do i pass?
Good try! If you want to read lots of whining, you shall be added!
Where do you live? Because you're in Manchester, I need a vow of discretion in case you recognise anyone.
2006-11-17 03:21 pm (UTC)
cunt. add me? I like your musical taste and I'm always seeking new LJ people to abuse and amuse me. (that "cunt" thing was a guess at the name of your car, by the way. not an insult towards you.)
I am tempted to add you because I need new musical friends, and you don't seem like the sort of person who would be offended by the car's name. However, the latest entry, written about an hour ago, is very whiny and I am embarrassed. Also, you move in the same circles as someone who is mentioned quite a bit and I need a vow of discretion!
I'll add you if you add me and take a vow of discretion if you recognise anyone!
Belfast upbringing + offensive car name = something truly crude, I imagine.
It is fair to say that we know of each other but do not know each other, thus I'm saying "hello!"
Weren't you at our gig on Saturday? I'm sure I waved. I will add you, but there is much whining, so be warned.
'Mo' - so when it messes you can say 'come on you useless piece of pigsit' ... or whatever.
'Mo' is, of course, short for 'Mohammad - Piss be upon him'.
If you want to read whining, you shall be added!
I will add you, but I am ashamed of whining so much.
Mobile trailer trash-can?
Chinky-chinky Bang Bang?
The Mill on the Floss?
2007-03-22 10:30 am (UTC)
Re: I'm a good person, really.
Compared to that, I don't think the car's name will bother you, but do you object to reading whining?
2007-04-05 11:53 pm (UTC)
the most offensive name you can think of for a car
Mmm, I can't think of cars without remembering that's the place where my wife used to get picked up and fucked and do other hot naked things with other men, sometimes in their cars and sometimes in ours. Yes, cars were Slut Buggys for my wife. They were Cocksucker Chevys, they were Pussy Party Plymouths and Fucking Whore Fords, they were Cum Swallowing Chryslers. Yes, yes, and there was even more. But I'll go with those.