This is the rant of ugly buffy, a Manchester based scruffy lawyer with a strong Belfast accent. I live in Burnage with my stupidly named bulldog, bass, moderately impressive music collection, elderly record player and much-loved but offensively named car. I play bass in half-assed drone band Snow. Come and see us. Please. My friends list is looking very small, so anyone with a tolerance for offensive car names and a particular wish to read ranting, over-reaction and name dropping should feel free to leave a comment guessing the name of the car. Anyone with similar music tastes will be particularly welcome as I require gig buddies.